"These happy golden years are passing by, these happy golden years." Laura Ingalls Wilder

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Job Wanted

Today I was perusing the classified job section of my newspaper. You see, I have always wondered what I'd do outside the home when my children were grown and gone. There has always been this little carrot dangling in front of my nose just out of reach calling my name. I have no grand illusions to become a business owner or power broker. No ambition to put in a 40 hour work week coming home exhausted at the end of the day ... only to get dinner on the table and keep up with a large home. Just a little part time job to refresh my creative side that has been in the mommy mode for way too long. My part time job would have to be conducive to the school calendar ... and, of course, I'd like my annual vacation. I was thinking of working in a floral shop. I can see myself putting together beautiful arrangements, making corsages, spritzing the blooms with water, twisting green tape and sticks to the ends of flowers. Just think of the rush at Valentine's and Mother's Day. Ohh, I can hardly wait.

These are my skills:

Works best under pressure
good phone manners
fast learner
types and takes dictation well
good driving record
honest to a fault
sense of humor at times
light nursing skills
great cook
survived the winter of '07/08 without my husband's help

Anyone with a job lead, just leave a comment.


Sara said...

you're hired!

Louise said...

After reading your qualifications, I think you'd do well as a para-pro in a school.

Pat said...

You forgot to add your skills as a photographer!
There isn't anything you couldn't do well, so the opportunities are wide open, problem is, if your working, you may not be available for that 'girl trip' when it comes up...eh?!

Amrita said...

Oh Mrs Mac you have an excellent CV Who wouldn 't want to hire you.If you came here people would fight for you.

I love to work in a book shop.

A florist is also very attrective, all those blooms and fragrances.

Tammy and Parker said...

You forgot to list your 'pushing snow off the roof' skills.


I still can't believe you did that. I told Reed and he was amazed.

Don't have a job lead, but I do have a giant Parky hug for ya! :)

Constance said...

I can tell you DON'T have a future in politics!

Anonymous said...

With a positive attitude like that, it sounds like you'll do just fine no matter what you decide to do!

MarmiteToasty said...

you left out many qualifications... such as....

taxi driver
maths expert
role model

and so the list of being a mother grows :)


Anonymous said...

You might try driving down to Fruitland,you just might find a job here. I did, I'm pricing groceries in my daughter's "economy friendly,"
"Bent and Dent" store where you can buy cereal for a dollar a box. If you don't mind crumpled boxes, the inside package is sealed and perfect. My pay isn't much, but the munchies are good. Like fruit drops, chips, pretzels, easy cheese, diet bars, gatorade, candy and pickles of all kinds.:-) You might visit gramma_s in the meantime. :-)

Margie said...

will you please be my personal assistant?